i am outraged. As the sun spills it’s glassy rays over a field where once were muddy puddles of Peppa A grade standard, there is insurrection in Didsbury Park.
I had the family sitting together watching Gladiator this morning. I told them about the beautiful savagery of the dog show and how the losers would meet in some Elyssian Field near Chorlton. I told them to prep their thumbs ready to despatch some Daschund.
But No. This dog show featured nought but laughter, scruffy happy dogs and a slight whiff of chum.
If I can’t get the twins a full face Maori tattoo at the face paint stall there will be trouble.
The Wall of Death is another letdown. I have a feeling this is not The Thunderdome.