YOU KNOW THE HOLIDAY IS WORKING WHEN…
Children , especially your own don’t grate and fanta, chocolate and DS for breakfast seem reasonable.
Those machines outside shops with plastic balls in are enticing.
Ice cream tastes fantastic.
That vertical line between your eyes that gets deeper daily at home seems to shrink
You don’t get acid reflux or sciatica
An exercise class in 30 degree heat being embarrassed in a foreign language is fun.
You laugh whilst washing up
You can read the Daily Mail without feeling uneasy
You agree to social functions willingly; by the time it’s October and you are squeezed into something uncomfy with someone dull – the tan, the intention and the bonhomie will have gone.
You realise that you do care about the things you worried that you had stopped caring about.
The sunrise is the most beautiful time of day, every day
You realise that you genuinely love your car and then go back to sleep.
Didsbury wife suggests a 500 mile drive to Paris to show Didsbury son the Eiffel Tower and you agree immediately.